its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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