ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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