I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He did a backflip because drugs
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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