My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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