shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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