That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Randomize