dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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