THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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