i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
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