its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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