even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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