Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
