It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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