Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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