I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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