I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
babies were throwing up all over the place
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Alive.
So much puke
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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