I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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