Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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