38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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