i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Never underestimate the power of titties
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize