Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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