Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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