The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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