I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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