Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize