You were right. It hurts to walk today.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
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