we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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