we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
be right there i have to get my cape
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
