come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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