I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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