well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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