piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
there was a trapeze. enough said
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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