turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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