grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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