I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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