If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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