Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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