he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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