Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm too high and old for this...
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