How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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