a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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