Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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