big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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