Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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