Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I need to align my fucking chakras
dude. I can hear the air.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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