You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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