I heard we made out
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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