if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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