Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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