whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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