hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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