If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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